Babies on the Brain

You heard it hear first people,
Kimye is having a baby.
For those of you that don't know…thats Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Dear lord that poor child.
I can just see it now like a clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians….
The baby will being crying and Kanye will be, "Yo baby, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish but…"
And Kim will be in the other room whining because no one is paying attention to her.
Typical.

But really, could that child have parents that are any more self centered?
I'll be honest, I watch Keeping Up With the Karrdashians, and the spin offs.
But I can not stand Kim.
She is such a brat!!
And you can say it's all editing but I think if she was really that concerned she would have said something by now.

That being said, Congratulations Kim and Kanye!
Let me give you a little advice though.
If you want to marry him you should wait until AFTER you have the baby.
You don't want to be married and divorced before the baby even comes.

Also other baby news,
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again!

That was how she announced she was expecting.
Pretty cute if you ask me.
She really wasted no time.
It's cute though.