I'll admit it.
It's so satisfying,
so relaxing.
Facebook stalking.
What did you think I was talking about?
Here's the thing, I know a lot of people are gonna try and deny it. But come on, you know that sometimes, there is nothing better for your self esteem than creeping on people you went to high school with. Everyone does it too. Why else would you have a Facebook? My personal favorites are: the people with cute kids, people from high school that I couldn't stand (and hope I'm doing better than them), and the people with lives that are so fucked up, it makes me thankful I am not them.
I don't understand why some people post their whole lives on there. Don't get me wrong, I love social media, it allows me to post my thoughts. But I don't post all my thoughts. I'm not talking about those random thoughts people post. I'm talking about those people that literally post EVERYTHING. You may have not talked to that person in years but you know what is going on in their lives as much as their best friend. But I'm not complaining, people like this make Facebook stalking possible. How else would I know that Britney is on her second baby daddy or that Tiffany and Bob are dating again, for the 14th time?
That being said, it'll be a sad day in my world when everyone starts makes the switch from Facebook over to Twitter. I love twitter but it isn't exactly a site built to creep on people's business. There is no wall, you can't see what other people are saying about their tweets, and you can't look at endless pictures of them.
Feel free to judge me if you want, but we all know you've done it at least once in your life.
I feel like everyone needs a good laugh after the tragedy that has happened this weekend,
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